"Calcium rules the heart": Both hypercalcemia and hypocalcemia cause serious cardiac arrhythmias. Shortened QT (high calcium) and prolonged QT (low calcium) are key ECG findings that can lead to torsades de pointes and sudden cardiac death.
Always correct calcium for albumin: Hypoalbuminemia is extremely common (malnutrition, liver disease, critical illness). Use the formula: Corrected Ca = Measured Ca + 0.8 × (4.0 - Albumin). Better yet, directly measure ionized calcium if the patient is critically ill.
PTH is the key to diagnosing hypercalcemia: Elevated/normal PTH = primary hyperparathyroidism. Suppressed PTH = malignancy or vitamin D excess. PTH should be suppressed when calcium is high; if it's not, suspect hyperparathyroidism.
"Stones, Bones, Groans, Psychiatric Overtones": Classic mnemonic for hypercalcemia symptoms. Kidney stones, bone pain, abdominal groans (constipation, nausea, pancreatitis), and psychiatric symptoms (confusion, depression).
Check magnesium in every hypocalcemia patient: Severe hypomagnesemia (<1.0 mg/dL) causes functional hypoparathyroidism. You won't be able to correct calcium until you replace magnesium first. "No mag, no calc."
Trousseau sign is more specific than Chvostek: Chvostek (facial twitch when tapping facial nerve) is present in 10% of normal people. Trousseau (carpopedal spasm with BP cuff inflation) is much more specific for hypocalcemia.
Hypercalcemia in a hospitalized patient = think malignancy first: While primary hyperparathyroidism is the most common outpatient cause, hypercalcemia of malignancy is the most common cause in hospitalized patients. Check for known cancer history and measure PTH (should be suppressed).
Calcium and phosphate have an inverse relationship: High calcium → low phosphate (hyperparathyroidism). Low calcium → high phosphate (hypoparathyroidism, CKD). The product of Ca × PO4 is tightly regulated; if it exceeds 55-60, calcium-phosphate crystals can deposit in tissues (metastatic calcification).
Hungry bone syndrome after parathyroidectomy: Removing a parathyroid adenoma causes rapid bone remineralization, leading to severe hypocalcemia and hypophosphatemia. Requires aggressive calcium and vitamin D supplementation for weeks to months.
IV calcium: gluconate vs. chloride: Calcium gluconate is preferred for peripheral IV (less tissue necrosis if extravasated). Calcium chloride has 3× more elemental calcium per mL but is more caustic and should only be given via central line in emergencies.
Don't give IV calcium through the same line as bicarbonate: Calcium will precipitate when mixed with bicarbonate. Use separate IV access.
Hypercalcemia causes nephrogenic diabetes insipidus: High calcium impairs the kidney's response to ADH, leading to polyuria and polydipsia. This further concentrates calcium (dehydration worsens hypercalcemia). Aggressive IV hydration is first-line treatment.